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Scratch The Kitty

Bro, chick I been dating just called and said it's time I scratch the kitty.
by Bono Wakler July 21, 2023
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Kitty shark

When your cat’s being nice to you for some other reason besides attention, usually for a snack.
My cat’s been kitty sharking me for a snack, but his fat butt just ate dinner an hour ago.
by Gords Gone Wild July 21, 2023
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Kitty Littering

My friends and I have an event. Someone sucks and you want to give them a get fucked/you're a loser. Rocky area...you turn away from them. And kick the rocks at them like a cat in a litter. It's called Kitty littering someone.
He wouldn't shut up so I ended up Kitty Littering him before walking away.
by Taverndegenerates August 3, 2023
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hello kitty fallacy

when someone thinks that dating hello kitty girls will eventually work so they keep trying
Dude 1: man i just got broken up with again time to find another hello kitty girl ig
Dude 2: bro youre never gonna find the one by dating hello kitty girls thats a hello kitty fallacy
by crustier August 4, 2023
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Kitty

she’s is a very pretty girl who’s bum is fat and she’s fed up of been called a kitten
wo kitty’s bum is huge
by higihihibihellohey September 15, 2023
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Kitties

The kitties are adorable
by Destuffingbear October 1, 2023
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Kitty cut

Sarah: “ouch,my kitty cut hurts!”

Mary:" well that's unfortunate."
by KasaneTeto October 7, 2023
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