Wash the Dog

Secret code for masturbation.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."

by DrDirtea September 6, 2016

washing the fruit

This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.

Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.

by urbandickchinairy August 2, 2016

Bati Wash

Sticking you're penis in another man's butthole

"YO, that man over there does bati wash frequently

by Buttthoe February 1, 2018

Washed

Washed

She looked good before now shes washed

by Urban blvk guy October 31, 2019

washed up

if you’re in a cartel mafia group chat

mane these niggas is washed up , no types of wocky slush ya hurd

by washed up222 December 12, 2020

Washing em

The art of drinking copious amounts of alcohol at a ungodly pace

Now were washing em jockey dogger skinnerrrrr

by Uncle gg January 1, 2021

Doucher than a body wash

When your douchery goes past douchery. People will start to wish you were liven't at this point.

Chad is doucher than a body wash.

by john stromboli January 3, 2021