bling nut

One of those locking "puzzle nuts" or "lock lugs" used to prevent theft of high-priced automotive rims. Typically, one standard lug nut per rim is replaced with a bling nut. Bling nuts can not be easily removed without access to the corresponding specially-keyed socket.

Expensive aftermarket rims are a typical bling accessory added to cars to customize the appearance.

I used bling nuts and everything but those pricks still managed to jack the rims off my car last night.

by Spewey April 13, 2004

Aqua nuts

A severe case of blue balls, where exploding into a condom resembles the rapid filling of a water balloon.

My girlfriend decided to jack me off under the table during dinner with her parents, and now I have AQUA NUTS!!!

by Johnny Long Arm January 08, 2012

Nigger nuts

The testicals of a black male/female

Caleb: Mmmmm nigger nuts
Reagan: let go of my nuts Caleb

by YourlocalJoe December 15, 2019

HSN Nut

A sad, pathetic, person who spends hours each day shopping at HSN and constantly calling in.

Mrs Ashforth was a real HSN Nut. Each day about 20 packages would arrive from them.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

nuts to you

Nuts To You is the same as today's FU expletive.

Person sees a friend about to do something illegal.

Person says to friend " Nuts To You, I'm outta here!"

by Bigdoggus May 11, 2017

Nut Stuff

The act of stuffing one's testicles into there partners anus. Usually a sexual act.

Her ass was so loose I could give her a nut stuff whilst my cock was in.

by +PF- July 03, 2005

Fucking nuts

Quitting your job and moving half way across the world for pussy

Roger is fucking nuts

by Medusabitch February 09, 2018