rubbish on ice

The superlative for rubbish i.e. a very poor performance, mediocre attempt or just plain crap

"Mate, that attempt to crack onto that girl from our Public Law class was rubbish on ice"

by Damien Thorne July 16, 2008

pussy ice

when the sex is too bomb you have to ice your coochie

hey that sex was hard i need some pussy ice

by pussy ice June 25, 2021

Vanilla Ice

A person who wants to suck DIO's dick and has za hando requiem.

Fangirl: I want to suck Dio's dick
Jojo fan: Then you are a Vanilla Ice

by Sexmaster22 October 5, 2020

Iced Bum

When you pull out and ejaculate onto her bum and lower back instead

When Joel forgot the condom, he gave his girlfriend Susan an iced bum instead

by StoryOfMaLyfe July 25, 2016

Ice tea

Watery diarrhea

Drank so much last night. I’ve been spraying ice tea all morning.

by The real golden goose April 1, 2019

Fart ice

In a sexual or romantic relationship between two people, whomsoever farts first in front of the other and shatters the superficial decorum of social etiquette.

Phrases- breaking the fart ice

1. While they were making out on their third date, she broke the fart ice.

2. When he broke the fart ice, she fell more in love with him.

3. They had a threesome and grandma broke the fart ice.

by Rabbit haul August 3, 2018

the 'ice breaker'

when someone puts their hand in water, lets it freeze and then either smashes it onto a wall or fists someone with the ice on their hand.

"Barry said he pulled the 'ice breaker' on Phoebe last night, he told me that it got really cold!"

"I smashed my hand against the wall when I committed to the 'ice breaker.'"

by humnut84 April 15, 2022