Horsefield

A quick-mouthed person, usually one pretending to be of higher class than actually is. They make themselves feel bigger and better by telling tragic stories of old regarding themselves to lost wanderers near dark forests.

Person 1: That old bastard just tried to hock me a condom by telling me it's a family heirloom carrying an evil curse that's killing his whole family...

Person 2: wtf?? Don't take it personally, man, he's just a horsefield scum...

by VoraciousViixen January 15, 2010

horseheaded

Something that works, but was designed in such a clumsy and complicated manner, that you spend a frustratingly long time attempting to figure out how to use it. Often encountered in "specialty applications" (like music, financial, or statistical software) where the designer was more concerned with maximizing features and satisfying the "experts", than on making a simple user interface.

Imagine typing in an unfamiliar editor. All you want to do is change the size of the font. You discover that you must save your current document in a new font size (that you can only specify under "Appearance Options" on a subtab in the menu bar) and then re-open it. You could not figure this out on your own ... and either bugged someone more familiar to explain it, or had to chase down the explanation on Google. Ugh, how horseheaded!!

by Common Thread January 1, 2011

Horse Force

When getting caught between 2 ugly fat girls that want to have a three some at a bar

I Almost got into a Horse Force last night at the bar

by chupacabra Smiles May 20, 2011

horse docking

The act of placing one's head inside the foreskin of a horses penis. Similar to regular docking.

Mom didn't come back from the barn last night because the stallions large foreskin was the perfect size for her head. She was busy horse docking.

by Dr Martin Dingles November 12, 2012

horse botherers

Blackburn Rovers Football Club and their Supporters are known as the Horse Botherers.

Who are the Horse Botherers (Blackburn) playing today?

by Mad Ferret April 8, 2016

Horse Flop

A badly conceived accounting project based on half truths and over inflated promises of success, supported not with facts and due diligence but with overblown notions of self efficacy.

Wow did you see that new supposed huge refund project? They dont even have a permit yet, what a horse flop of a project!

by Duwhut345 September 2, 2018

horse girl syndrome

Disease you get from a horse girl!

Girl 1: I GOT COOTIES FROM JOHNATHAN
Girl 2: I GOT HORSE GIRL SYNDROME (HGS) FROM NEIGHVEAH

by YouStupidSpud14 November 22, 2019