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soft hook

regular day job and hooks at nite and on the side
not a regular hooker, shes a soft hook
by nick the December 4, 2022
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Captain hook

A dick that is curved like a hook
Wyatt zebert? Hell nah his name is captain hook
by Carterussell January 6, 2019
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Brown-Handed sky hook

The act of shitting in your hand, while In the shower. Then proceed to loft it in the hair; over the shower curtain, in to the the toilet. Similarly to the NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabar famous move the sky hook.
“I didn’t want to waffle stomp last night, so I brown-handed sky hooked it into the toilet.”
by Showershitter1214 June 18, 2025
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straight hook

1. (n) an unbent hook; an artificial limb in place of an amputated kept straight as a cost effective means of body part replacement, as the hook bending process yeilds a higher expense.

2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.
1. i couldn't afford a 20th century prosthetic, for when i lost control of the butter knife, nor could i afford a hook shaped hook, so i went with the straight hook option.

2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.
by analectomy January 10, 2010
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Rusty fish hook

A rusty fish hook is when you stick your finger in your own anus and curl that finger and put it in someone's mouth and pull outward.
My girlfriend is so grimy she begs me for the rusty fish hook.
by ThroatOGagginz August 1, 2016
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The Coleman Hook

When you're Smashing doggy style and you pull out, inserting your thumb into her ass. Make a hook with your finger and pull up as hard as you can while yelling "I've got a big one!".
You're bout to get The Coleman Hook if you keep talking like that whore.
by Pellman7 January 30, 2023
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