Hairy Morris

(n)

1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.

2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.

1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.

2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.

by Maddermonk February 26, 2011

HairyChicked Dude

When a girl has A LOT of facial hair and arm hair, so it makes them look like a man,

Eww Dude, She had a a hairier mustache than you"."Aww Dude, she Is a HairyChicked Dude

by DinoRawwr March 23, 2011

hairy macaroni

an STD achieved by dropping hair on your friend's macaroni

Dude 1: *eating macaroni*
Dude 2: *drops hair on his macaroni*
Dude 1: dude wtf, you just gave me hairy macaroni...
Dude 2: ah my bad man, you should go see a doctor about that...

by willBIRDMAN March 22, 2011

Hairy Hamilton

The nastiest of all vagina's ; it smells, its hairy, and it looks like a deformed mutant.....

Man that queef smells like it cam out of a Hairy Hamilton!

Do you see that picture of S's Hairy Hamilton!

by DJ D-Money April 2, 2011

Hairy Hashbrowns

A fun name for especially hairy female genitalia.

Whoa, you are getting way too close to my hand with your hairy hashbrowns, back the eff up foo.

by McAwesomeSauce. June 10, 2011

Hairy Stimpleton

The act of shaving off your Butthole-Net and then ejaculating onto it. After that you find your prey and stick this hairy-cum-glue to their face in such a way that it creates an authentic biker beard. Although this is very humorous it might get you called names like Jizz guzzeling rectal wart or donkey raping shit eater.

I was wondering what my best friend would look like with a beard so I got him drunk one night and gave him a Hairy Stimpleton.

by XbigpenismanX June 17, 2011

Hairy Loofa

When while in the shower with your girl, she licks the bar of soap then proceeds to clean your gooch/lower ball area with her tongue.

dave- you scrub the gooch?"

you-"who needs scrubbing when i've got my girl and the hairy loofa"

by deeznutz123456 July 1, 2011