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Crusty Goon

The aftermath of the goon sessions that particularly last for a long time. Usually applies to longer goon sessions.
My room was such a crusty goon this morning.
by J0LLY July 1, 2024
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Goon

Man, do you see that good looking guy? He’s such a goon.
by Baybeeeeee July 31, 2018
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moon gooning

The act of cutting off a buffalo's head and covering yourself in it's blood while gooning under the moon.
I'm going moon gooning with the Natives tonight!
by 12ozmouse December 14, 2023
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Dacian Flicker Gooning

One of these celebrations, known as the "Dance of the Flickers," was a deeply spiritual and wildly energetic event. The Dacians believed that the flickering movements of their dicks could harness the energy of the earth and connect them with the mystical forces that governed their world. The dance was filled with exaggerated arm and the third leg movements, wild facial expressions, and frenetic energy, much like what we would now recognize as modern "gooning." It was meant to unlock the wild power within each person and release the energy of the earth. As time passed and the Dacian kingdom fell to the Romans, these practices slowly faded into history, lost in the shadows of the past. But the energy and spirit of the "Flicker Gooning" never truly disappeared—it lingered in the folklore and stories passed down through the generations, remembered only by those who truly listened.
I will summon the gods with the Dacian Flicker Gooning
by SaviAllDogs2 December 8, 2024
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goon-maxxing

The act of gooning as much as possible to Skibidi Kai Cenat!!~ :blush: :blush:
I was just goon-maxxing to Skibidi Toilet and then Woody walked in and I came everywhere. It was such a mess... Especialyl when my mom thought it was glue and used it to repair her wedding ring.
by HaliPotter October 27, 2024
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Goon

Ellie keeping
Ellies a goon
by Yooooxox May 8, 2019
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Goon Bud

a buddy that you goon with. At the surface level, it's a male friend that you have over to jerk off and edge to porn for hours with. However, goon buds often develop into much more, with the porn addiction rotting the gooners' brains until they feel the desire to act out the acts they've watched on each other.
I'm having my goon bud over and we're going to goon all night long!

I sat on my goon bud's dick and rode it until it destroyed my brain.
by kcekjm1997 December 16, 2023
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