German woodchipper

Noun- the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit

Last night Sally asked if I could give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky!

by Worstgirlfailever March 19, 2024

East German Double

The accrue combination of adderall and Viagra. Often doubling the recommended dosage of both. No relation to the geographical area of East Germany whatsoever.

I gave my pet tiger the “East German double” the other day. He was like a zany fireball, a flying squirrel with 400 legs.

by Fartboi88 March 15, 2020

dutch german

Livingston inhabitant with a German appearance, but Dutch tongue. Dutch Germans tend to have long beards which hide subtle emotional leakage.

Oh my word! That Dutch German next door was looking at Crake!

by Will Dillan May 27, 2017

Tactical German hand edge

If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.

John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*

by The Görmen August 21, 2022

GERMAN BBQ

The act of putting a living creature in a oven and cooking it.

Good Ol' Hitler sure know's how to throw a good German BBQ.

by Gmatt21 November 20, 2020

German chicken

Da best ting u will ever tast in ur whole god dam life

Jack:Dats almost as yummy as German chicken

Billy : man dats sayin a lot cuz German chicken is pretty good man

by Fat bill November 30, 2017

german hot pocket

This is when a large Frankfurter is inserted into your partner bottom. While yours is inserted in the other hole while yelling ”THERE’S A JEW IN MY HOUSE!” Apon the entering.

After the late discovery of a foreigner in my house, I will be using the German hot pocket on my wife tonight.

by Thegoofster123 September 1, 2020