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friend fat

An excess of friends on social networks like facebook. Usually made up of people you never met or never will.
I'm shedding some friend fat today...

New years resolution: Less fat friends and less friend fat - Hayyyy
by dalethefarmer December 20, 2010
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friend jacking

Friend Jacking: verb. when a person jacks a friends friend on a social networking site who they do not personally know .; adding a friends friend because of the kick a** comments on FB or if the said friends friend is hot.
Friend: WTF? I was just a victim of friend jacking. How the hell do you know my cousin in Jamaica..and your a** has never left the State of Florida?

Friend Jacker: Because they are pretty funny on FB. Much funnier than you. Hold up your hands SON! Cause you just got Jacked!

*although friend jacking is a non-violent crime, it still occurs all the time. 1 out 4 people have been a victim of or have friend jacked someone before.
by snipergirl863 April 19, 2011
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Friend Spooning

Where one person lays front to back with another person. Fitting together like spoons.
Friend spooning is where two friends who are not sexually intimate cuddle in bed while hanging out or napping.
by shoegirl1990 August 14, 2011
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friend shui

The art or practice of clearing your life of any friends who cause extra cludder or drama in order to keep a simple, easy, carefree, uplifting social life for yourself.
"Marcel is driving me insane with his constant drama."

"You need to adopt friend shui and get rid of that stuff."

"yeah."
by merrifengshui August 30, 2012
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Friend-O-Maniac

Someone get addicted to their friend so much that they can't live without. they don't leave them alone and behave crazy when they try to avoid him/her. Sometimes it can be Violent.
Gracy : Hey! Where is Sam, how is he doing?
Peter : Russell is all over him. He follows him everywhere. I suspect, He is Friend-O-Maniac
by NaKuJa June 10, 2013
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friendchod

Someone who screws their friends over.
You are such a friendchod, you would rat me out in front of the principal.
by Raju Kileep June 28, 2013
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Friend Condom

Someone who blocks friendship from happening despite the obvious friendship availability
Caitlin was being a friend condom to Miles, fuck yooooouuuuu
by CaitlinWardrop123 June 6, 2014
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