EPIC WIN?

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Epic Win

An epic win is when someone disembowels themselves, holds their organs towards the sky, wraps them around their neck, and hangs them selves with their small intestine all in under 9 seconds.
โ€œOmg, epic win!โ€ (does epic Fortnite emote then commits epic win)
by Entomologist prime March 08, 2020
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Epic Win

You can achieve an Epic Win by "scoring" a.k.a hooking up with another individual, followed immediately by committing suicide.
Bobby lost his soccer game today, but he still had an Epic Win!
by BottomGee September 24, 2023
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Epic DBag

Its a cross between a douchbag and my brother..a whole new breed..
Some guy: Hey man look at that epic dbag
Girl: Oh hey zach!
by I Hate Everything June 06, 2012
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DIET EPIC NGL

PLEASE HELP ME IM ON A DIET

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MORAL: DIET
IM ON A DIET EPIC NGL HELP END ME.
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epic swag cash money

Used to define a relatively spectacular moment.
Jim Bob Carrie: My wife just got pregnant! I'm going to be an uncle!
Pim Lob Sarrie: YO! That's epic swag cash money!
by Hunterry April 23, 2022
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808 Epic 30990

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