Person 1: “OMG have you met my friend Dave yet”
Person 2: “no we’re is he?
*dave walks in*
Person 2:*thinking* is he gay?
Person 2: “no we’re is he?
*dave walks in*
Person 2:*thinking* is he gay?
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Person 2: “He took a Dave like five minutes ago.”
Person 1: “No warning?”
Person 2: “Nope. The guy vanished mid-sentence.”
Person 1: “Bro, why’d he just leave like that?”
Person 2: “That’s literally what ‘take a Dave’ means, just walking out abruptly.”
Person 1: “Dang… he really took a Dave then.”
Person 2: “He took a Dave like five minutes ago.”
Person 1: “No warning?”
Person 2: “Nope. The guy vanished mid-sentence.”
Person 1: “Bro, why’d he just leave like that?”
Person 2: “That’s literally what ‘take a Dave’ means, just walking out abruptly.”
Person 1: “Dang… he really took a Dave then.”
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Get the take a dave mug.Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! Goes from job to job quite a lot drives buses and coaches.
He knocks about with two other fatties “Ste with the gout knees” and “monotone Eddie” both too are fuckwhits who think are funny.
Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up with a plan to sell knock off headphones “AirPods” to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry 😅 bad news for them is that half of them didn’t work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!
Don’t trust these three men as you’d find your arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding.
Parky drives a shitty vectra and his side kick Hill drives a BMW
Stay away from these individuals
He knocks about with two other fatties “Ste with the gout knees” and “monotone Eddie” both too are fuckwhits who think are funny.
Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up with a plan to sell knock off headphones “AirPods” to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry 😅 bad news for them is that half of them didn’t work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!
Don’t trust these three men as you’d find your arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding.
Parky drives a shitty vectra and his side kick Hill drives a BMW
Stay away from these individuals
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