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a silly ahh fat Italian bastard that is also classified as a silly salami. he is always craving some pizza, and he always likes to hang fat rolls of salami in his garage. he uses a vespa to get around town, and he starts hyperventilating when he isn't in a 100 meter perimeter of a nice hot garlic pizza. he is the epidemy of a classic Italian, even though his dumbass lives in Australia. this would be a normal thing to write if he was living in Italy though but we tend to take notice if there are fat Italians like Daniel in Australia.
person 1 "yo is that daniel"
person 2 "yeah bro he's fat and Italian ahaha"
daniel by cumniggers69 August 25, 2022
a cool little shit who makes bad and good jokes,he is street smart and he does alot of math homework.he will probably beat you in chess and get good at the game you r playing in 1 day.he is a cult leader and sacrifices kids on wednesday
DAM DANIELLL
Daniel by bag it faggot August 28, 2022
A Daniel is a guy who loves to sing and eat cheese. But he has Aids
Example
Girl: Wow you Daniel do you like singing.
Daniel: No i have Aids
Daniel by Cockiedoodle October 6, 2022
Daniel’s are the sweetest guys to ever walk the planet. He is. confident, and kind, and have an awesome sense of humor. Daniel’s are the kind of guys who will buy you flowers for no reason, and leave you love letters just because he loves you. He’s stupidly attractive, but won’t show it off. His heart is full of love, and all he wants to do is care for and nurture the people around him. He’s loyal, honest, and an open book. If he loves you, he will do anything for you. He will always protect you. Daniel’s love is God-given. He’s the type who heaps of girls fall for, but he is completely devoted and loyal to one. If you get lucky enough to have a Daniel in your life, hold onto him, because he’s one of a kind.
“hey thats Daniel right”?”
“yeah, he’s super nice!”
Daniel by faithiscool:) October 12, 2022
Has one of the longest dicks in the world
Daniel has a big dick
Daniel by James Arnold Benjil October 30, 2022
Daniel is the one person in your life who will do something wild or crazy to go out with a bang and/or leave a name for himself after a summer camp trip or something similar. While at most times, he’ll stand out in the most stupid, stunning, or unusual ways, he can be a wise person and a great person to have around. He can be stubborn at times, and sometimes will lose control of his actions and go off on you, cussing you out, but it’s a very rare thing to make him do. He takes interest and hobby to thing that the people he is around will make fun of him for. But that’s what makes him so special and unique. He’s a very creative, talented, intelligent, curious, caring, and passionate guy with a soft heart for those whom he loves. He loves those who care about him, though he may not realize at times. He knows how to get through the pain of life, and is very emotional at the same time. Don’t pass up an opportunity when you meet one.

“Why should I trust you? You’re only a fool on the internet,” you may ask…
Because you never know who the special someone in your life is until you take a risk like that.
I know that, i am that person.
You can trust people like me, i can guarantee.
That’s just who Daniel is.
Garett: Yo Kaitlin, I think you might like this guy, his name is Daniel.”
Kaitlin: “I already need to meet him. I can tell this guy is going to be very kind.”