Dan

Dan is your typical short bestie he is funny and he knows everyone he is quite loud and talks alot he is also mean to his friends he will buy u chocolate

Dan don't be such a doughnut

by Sophlouiseg January 4, 2020

Dan Petcash Syndrome

Dan Petcash Syndrome affects men who are small bodied and minded. They lack the ability to articulate themselves and cannot speak in coherent sentences. He is quite literally mentally challenged, and unfortunately there is no cure. Dan Petcash who the syndrome is named after is still alive living well in complete ignorance and bliss. He is able to say one word “turk” and smiles right afterwards.

Bro 1: Woah that dude has D.P.S (Dan Petcash syndrome)

Bro 2: Totally dude

Dan Petcash: TURK

by Doctor Shmigoo January 14, 2020

Black Dan

A type of African american who typically lives in wealthier areas of the united states, but pretend to be a thug and usually end up doing something stupid and getting caught leading to legal punishment

Black Dan groped a girl last night and now hes being charged with assault. What a twit

by Shenshang March 28, 2020

Dabbing Dan

I good YouTuber with thousands of subs

Dabbing Dan is a Great Youtuber

by Damm boy March 29, 2020

fancy dan

A show-off who doesn’t have any actual skill.

That doucebag Trump is such a fancy dan.

by Pirate40 April 14, 2020

Dan

When your friend smells of chips and wears glasses

You: Hey! You wear glasses and smell of chips. You smell like a real Dan

by Ih8Dan April 15, 2020

Dan

Someone named Dan is probably into the Neptunia series and horny on main.

Regardless, they're a kind and loving person also quite emotional but you will love them because they're funny as fuck and care about you.

They're an angel, a blessing to the entire world and heaven himself.

Probably a typical Dragon Ball Z fan and plays Roblox to cure their depression.

Truly an oof moment.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard about that guy? He's such a Dan

Person 2: Yeah, but I love him for that.

by Not Kiibo April 18, 2020