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"Five bucks for some coffee and some bullshit"

A phrase to refer to the overly pretentious atmosphere of art-scene occupied overpiced coffee houses. The reason a cup of coffee at Starbucks cost so much.
Well you know it's "Five bucks for some coffee and some bullshit".
by The UweBolla Virus March 10, 2006
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Coffee-loving Grammar-Nazi Hippie

An individual who consumes disgusting amounts of coffee to appear "hip" while also pointing out the grammar mistakes in the facebook wall posts of others. And they refuse to wear shoes inside of restaurants and other areas in the public sphere. Also, personal hygiene is not one of their strong points.
Guy 1: Dude, Whittney pointed out my bad grammar on facebook.
Guy 2: Don't worry, she's just a coffee-loving grammar-nazi hippie.
by DollaBillz November 16, 2007
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If coffee came from the sun, then the microwave is infinite.

A common phrase people use when they want to drop unwanted and unnecessary individuals from their lives.
The thing is if coffee came from the sun, then the microwave is infinite. I’m dropping you.
by kakakala September 2, 2020
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coffeedence

The sudden burst of confidence, focus, or creativity one experiences during or immediately following the consumption of coffee/caffeine.
"Holy shit, I’ve never seen Bob give such a good presentation. He on drugs or something?"

"No, but he had a double shot of espresso this morning -- must be coffeedence."
by wordmaestro August 3, 2012
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coffeedence

(n) - the pyschological feeling of empowerment one possesses from purchasing and drinking a Yuppie-style beverage.
Guy 1 : "I feel awesome! I can take on the day!"

Guy 2: "Considering you are holding that frozen mocha, sounds like you got some coffeedence!
by HappyHenry35 April 3, 2009
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trader joes vegan coffee boba ice cream

i cant believe i ate the whole container of trader joes vegan coffee boba ice cream
by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021
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"Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat", is the name of INWIRA's YOUTUBE CHANNEL...
Joe Bloggs to his friend: "You should see this YouTube channel video about some womans clarinet practice.
Joe bloggs friend: "What's it called; the channel?"
Joe bloggs: "Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat".
Joe Bloggs friend: "Cool."
by Usebleach January 17, 2021
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