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floating circle jerk

When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.
"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."
by Uncle_Fun April 19, 2018
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Miss Circle

a pine tree made out of paper who will eat you if you get an f on your math test

also likes oreos
by tripl3xmoons April 14, 2024
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John Alan used this term to refer to Kanye West after he tweeted that women being called bitches in rap is a term of endearment.
MIke: Did you hear Kanye's new album?
Dave: Ya, that recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag is misogynistic.
by I-am-not-the-same September 15, 2016
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SpongeBob Circle Dick

Someone who looks a little bit like a celebrity but a few major difference
You look a lot like Tom hanks if he had a few small differences for the example say I dunno a circle dick? I guess that makes you a SpongeBob circle dick.
by Gibbon_Lips December 23, 2024
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Family Circle

an American magazine that covered such topics as homemaking, recipes, and health.
After nearly 90 years of dispensing recipes and home tips to America, Family Circle magazine is being shut down by Meredith Corp.

The December holiday issue will be its last — prompting an outpouring of nostalgia from past editors there.
by Wendysfg May 9, 2023
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Social Circle Virgin

A person you met, and want to fuck, who hasn't had sex with anyone in your social circle. This makes for an uncomplicated inclusion of them with your friends and avoids drama / bad vibes.
Met a hot Social Circle Virgin (SCV) last night who knows my roommate but they never hooked up
by Kaono August 5, 2016
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Circle Jerker

A person who publicly displays an inside joke to alienate all but a few people in a group. The act is usually done in a desperate attempt to elevate the ego of the jerker.
“Sally is totally a circle jerker. Every time I hang out with her and her friends, she takes every opportunity to bring up inside jokes.”
by Conk01 January 2, 2021
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