Choocy Bum

When your arse is extremely shitty from recent anal intercourse

She has a choocy bum from last night

by Tom Coles April 26, 2019

Bum saggle

Another way of calling someone an asshole

You're such a fucking bum saggle

by Fuckwhoevertookmyname May 7, 2018

Bum Gobbie

A) The action of inserting the penis inside the anal cavity through the sphincter - where the anus acts as mouth and pulsates for a pleasurable outcome.

B) When individual A positions themselves directly behind individual B at waist height, seperates the butt cheeks and proceeds to give felacio to said individuals anus - inserting their tounge in and out (in a circular motion) for a pleasurable outcome.

"I'm so parched I'd do anything for a glass of water, I'd even give a bum gobbie to wet my lips"

by Soxandsandlesmadeforspeed April 19, 2018

Bum children

The sexual act in which after anal intercourse the man that unloaded eats his own sperm out of the takers bum.

Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and eat some Bum Children.

by Glennkw February 17, 2022

bum urchin

A pointless individual who leaches onto the anus of somebody more important, a bottom feeder who sits dormant, passing shit, occasionally popping out to make an appearance and attempting to contribute to the situation (often criticising others in the process) but ultimately adds nothing of any value.

Jo: "Mark only survives in his job because he's constantly brown nosing the director"

Rob: "Yeah he's a proper bum urchin!!!"

Nick: "Tick in the box!!"

by BobbyBanks82 November 5, 2020

BUM JUBE

This is what is known as a dangle berrie, prior to that saying,. Coined by the Reverend doctor. Doug Mulray from MMM.

Bad night on the turps, had a big number of bum jubes the next day.

by BBRIZBB May 30, 2018

pudding bum

spoopy.

"you're a pudding bum"
"I don't know how to respond to that"

by as1a February 11, 2014