Almond Boyfriend

An almond boyfriend is a gymbro that has taken their protein intake and calorie count a little too far. They don't eat any flavourful food and all of their 'snacks' have added protein. This behaviour often affects their friends and partners, as going out for a meal or to the pub is as difficult as going out with a vegan. They are allergic to fun, won't eat any pasta, ice-cream, sweets and often, alcohol.

You can find snacks in their house such as: protein yoghurt, dried mango, psyllium husk powder, lentil crisps, nuts, lion's mane, skinny milk, cottage cheese, protein powder, graze oat bars, skyr, protein bars, overnight oats, protein cereal.

A typical Almond Boyfriend meal would consist of rice, boiled broccoli and no spice flesh colour chicken breast. No flavour must be tasted in the food.

Some people are gluten free. Almond Boyfriends are fun free.
Ben doesn't like fizzy drinks, he's an Almond Boyfriend.
I watch a movie with my Almond Boyfriend – he didn't have any popcorn so we ate dried apricots.
Jack doesn't cook with any spice, I think he's an Almond Boyfriend.

by pumpkinspicedemon November 29, 2024

boyfriend

a guy who will treat you like a goddess and give you butterflies every time you talk to him or get a notification from him, and he loves you no matter what. But he also fucks you like he hates your guts.

my boyfriend is the best boyfriend i ever had

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boyfriend

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+ Do you want to have boyfriend?

_I want but boys don't

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boyfriend-sitting

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Hey Stacy, can you babysit Frank on skype for a little bit. Thanks for boyfriend-sitting

by frankjameso February 14, 2014

Bathroom boyfriend

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Damn. I must be the bathroom boyfriend, she's always too busy to talk!

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overprotective boyfriend

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by anonymous December 20, 2023

The Boyfriend

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Game Devs: He's The Boyfriend from Friday Night Funkin'
Everyone: His name's Keith!
The Pico: Thank you all for choosing death

by ClocTok October 22, 2022