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blues dancing

Slow dancing/grinding to music from the 20's, requires no rhythm or talent.
I'm horny & have zero chance of getting laid tonight, I think I'll go blues dancing & rub my tiny boner on all the women I can.
by Keystone swinger January 31, 2014
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The Blues

The Blues is a sexual position to which requires two people, one of which must be overweight. The overweight person must lie down compeletely naked whilst the other contender proceeds to pour Kraft brand macaroni and cheese into her vagina, she will then attempt to eat it and then regurgitate it back onto her vagina. The two will then continue with intercourse.
Name derived from Kraft's slogan: "I've got the Blues"
I found this fat hooker last night man, it was the perfect opportunity to try out The Blues! Too bad I didn't have the exotic position fee.
by James, and not the gay one. February 19, 2009
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St. Louis Blues

Fudgin' shizzzz
The St. Louis Blues are fudgin' shizzzz. Blackhawks are the best!
by Let's go Blackhawks May 31, 2018
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Bluescreen

v. To be killed by a Bill Gates vaccine
He only had a cough but the doctor bluescreened him with the Covid-19 vaccine
by Allegedly Dave April 13, 2020
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Blues Specialists

One of the most influencial blues, rock, and dare I say, hip-hop groups of the the 21st century. Their latest album, Renaissance Man, is chock-full of booming anthems about golf and tennis, and poingant love ballad's like "Get to the point (I haven't got all day)"
Dr. Robert A. Norman and the Blues Specialists will revolutionize the genre.
by WantedMan June 13, 2004
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Bluesin it

To have a night out at the Blue's Rock Cafe Gillingham. It's part of Gillingham football ground, which quite frankly, bangs your mum with a The Tim A short person and a baldy are spotted there frequently. Trivia: used to be frequented by Andy from Little Britain
Mate fancy Bluesin it tonight? Yeah mate I'm up for that, let's have a Blues!
by Jaimin May 2, 2006
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bluespace

The 5 foot area of stink that surrounds certain individuals that never take a bath or brush their teeth or wash their nuts.
Get out from around me biatch your bluespace is all over me.
by huckandgeoff February 2, 2008
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