hill billy joint

a prerolled joint or blunt that must be smoked only under certain conditions.

Pothead #1: Hey you gonna smoke that?
Pothead #2: Not until I'm ready to go home or I lose all my money

by Hillbilly Dave May 13, 2005

Billy

A bald, creepy, middle aged dude with a monotone voice.

Who was that guy creeping aroung the corner?
Must have been a billy

by Zavidar September 25, 2011

oh billy

code name for a "hot chick"

If you're out with your wife and you see a "hot chick" you can turn to your buddy and say "oh billy at 2 O'clock"

by schoch March 14, 2010

billy flute

a cigarette

"I'm just popping outside for a billy flute, any one wanna join me?"

by Ben Reilly November 2, 2008

Billy Mazed

To be lost after being knocked on the head by a falling object.

I was "Billy Mazed" for about an hour lastnight after I was Billy Maysed.

by imajerkimapunk October 6, 2009

Billy Haze

When someone is to a point that they're so obsessed with Billy Mays it's like a drug to them. Like The drug "Purple Haze".

Some Guy: What are you doing?

Some Other Guy: Watching all of Billy Mays' commercials,
there amazing! I also bought all of his products!!!

Some Guy: Dude, are you on drugs or something?

Some Other Guy: No.

Some Guy: Oh, wait, It's probably from Billy Haze.

by CaptainJefe January 10, 2010

billy bopper

one who has a goony batting stance at the plate

look at that billy bopper up there

yea he looks like a total chump with his butt sticking out and legs bouncing up and down

total billy bopper

by cbindahouse April 20, 2011