When you're on a first date with this guy you met online who you kept fobbing off because you were too busy/tired/off with other unimpressionable tools, and after trollololing together you start making out on St Kilda beach like a really classy clungey whore and get very very randy... and these foreigners come and start sight seeing of and all around you and your dick bag of a date just as you're beginning not to care whose looking because you just want to get raped in public not even in the bushes. Except you don't and go home because you have to get up for work at 6am.
"Hey Emily, I was kissing a boy on St Kilda beach late at night on a first date and could've had some good rape or gone back to his for rape but I have a shitty shitty job at 7am on a Sunday morning!!!"
"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"
"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"
"Blue balled? Me too."
"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"
"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"
"Blue balled? Me too."
by Karen the Dyke February 9, 2012
Get the St Kilda Beach late at night on a first datemug. A term used in /r/nosleep
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.
GUY #1: HEY WE NEED TO TALK!!!
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(
by Stinson Beach August 2, 2011
Get the Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you somethingmug. A city full of gang members and sand smearing surfer kids who give each other blowjobs while their blonde soccer moms bleach their hair and the Latina moms in flip flops beat up random kids that they are nannying for not knowing spanish. Occasionally somebody'll drown and they'll all have a beach party smoke out and get the whole trash city high on marijuana and yell as loud as they can as it is totally super quirky and funny haha. Then the boys'll spend their food stamps on Supreme and Gucci and the girls will get gangbanged on the school bleachers by their fifteen boyfriends while all of the lesbian girls finger each other, all of whom will be wearing 10 layers because it is finally below 85 degrees and question each other literally everything because their brains cannot function past surfboards and weed.
by Savannah Leoni November 24, 2019
Get the Newport Beachmug. by Ubitiqous February 12, 2024
Get the Beach Moneymug. Beach Bumbling is when you love beaches and spend the day jumping from beach to beach with no real plan.
Term was coined on the Beach Bumbling YouTube channel.
Term was coined on the Beach Bumbling YouTube channel.
by Lladdis July 29, 2024
Get the beach bumblingmug. Let's beach on
by hermioneeverdeenchase August 3, 2018
Get the Beachmug. A child rapiist at york suburban who touched one of the volleyball girls his favorite subject is HTML
White boy "did you hear about what happened to mr. Beach"
White girl "yeah he touched my boobs and ass i kinda liked it but hes still going to live with kodak black"
White boy "Lol kys"
White girl "yeah he touched my boobs and ass i kinda liked it but hes still going to live with kodak black"
White boy "Lol kys"
by Killer keememe Baby a tripple April 14, 2017
Get the mr. beachmug.