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When you're on a first date with this guy you met online who you kept fobbing off because you were too busy/tired/off with other unimpressionable tools, and after trollololing together you start making out on St Kilda beach like a really classy clungey whore and get very very randy... and these foreigners come and start sight seeing of and all around you and your dick bag of a date just as you're beginning not to care whose looking because you just want to get raped in public not even in the bushes. Except you don't and go home because you have to get up for work at 6am.
"Hey Emily, I was kissing a boy on St Kilda beach late at night on a first date and could've had some good rape or gone back to his for rape but I have a shitty shitty job at 7am on a Sunday morning!!!"

"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"

"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"

"Blue balled? Me too."
by Karen the Dyke February 9, 2012
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Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something

A term used in /r/nosleep
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.
GUY #1: HEY WE NEED TO TALK!!!
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(
by Stinson Beach August 2, 2011
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York Beach

A small town on the coast of southern Maine with nice beaches. Its quiet all year with only a couple thousand residents, but once the summer comes the population turns to 52,000 people. Mostly all Massholes invading Maine for their annual summer vacation. And people from New York too who are sick of being home.
"Yo man you coming to York Beach this summer to piss off all the locals."

"You know it."
by masshole1212 August 27, 2013
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Beach Drink Scientist

An individual who has obtained a PhD in mixology, with an emphasis in tropical flavor and aesthetics.
Laddie is known to be a world-renowned beach drink scientist.
by laddiehickelsen December 8, 2023
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Beach bum

Sitting out in the sun today made me get a beach bum
by Mliv June 10, 2020
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Beach Girlfriend

A woman who visits Hawai’i on vacation and meets a handsome Hawaiian man working on the beach and they ultimately hangout for the rest of her trip.
He spent days thinking about his beach girlfriend when she went back to Washington.
by Beachboyfriend March 4, 2024
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Nasty beach

A girl who is nasty is multiple ways, but never seems to notice her nastyness
This girl is disgusting she’s such a nasty beach
by I use heriods on the daily November 30, 2019
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