St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date

When you're on a first date with this guy you met online who you kept fobbing off because you were too busy/tired/off with other unimpressionable tools, and after trollololing together you start making out on St Kilda beach like a really classy clungey whore and get very very randy... and these foreigners come and start sight seeing of and all around you and your dick bag of a date just as you're beginning not to care whose looking because you just want to get raped in public not even in the bushes. Except you don't and go home because you have to get up for work at 6am.

"Hey Emily, I was kissing a boy on St Kilda beach late at night on a first date and could've had some good rape or gone back to his for rape but I have a shitty shitty job at 7am on a Sunday morning!!!"

"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"

"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"

"Blue balled? Me too."

by Karen the Dyke February 9, 2012

Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something

A term used in /r/nosleep
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.

GUY #1: HEY WE NEED TO TALK!!!
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(

by Stinson Beach August 2, 2011

The Duke of Long Beach

A man that comes from the United Kingdom that lives in Long Beach, California.

The Duke of Long Beach is driving down PCH in his mustang.

by FMason September 30, 2021

Beach Slop

When a Guy gets a blowjob on the beach

Ayo look at that guy over there, looks like hes gettin some beach slop.

by Oopsjaydiditagain June 9, 2021

buff beach broccoli

Palm Trees:)

Palm Trees are really nothing more than Buff Beach Broccoli

by rickyboi41 February 28, 2022

miami beach bum

Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.

Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.

Friend 2: I know, then you'd have healthy skin.

by miamibeachbum305 December 9, 2021

Beach Brain

When one has spent too much time at the beach and feels lazy and tired due to overexposure to the elements.

"Bruh, I spent all day at the beach chasin' them swells and now I have beach brain. I can't even think straight, hombre"

by dj bradford October 1, 2015