14" baseball-bat ho

the most common use for a sloppy second bitch

dont you dare use my backyard or youll go from a batcave to a 14" baseball-bat ho

by Cody5050 January 27, 2021

Bat

‘Bat’ basically means to have a fulfilling wank.

“im gonna go have a bat”

by Somesketchybloke February 23, 2018

hairy bat

A long schlong covered in ingrown hairs.

Person: Hey man how’s your hairy bat?
Person: good a lot of the hairs are falling off!”

by Whatchuwantsumdic69 November 16, 2017

Thot bat

A bat to keep the hoes away from your much blooming attractive teenage son.

Mom: “ I’m gonna beat these hoes with a thot bat”
Sister of Mom: “agreed.

by Olbrickedup July 13, 2024

Shitty Bat Cave

Ass stabbing your partner until your shanker is nice and brown, then pussy-fucking them until the shit piles up nicely on the sides.

Teddy: I had an orgy last friday with a few mates. The girl I was about to stick it to had a real Shitty Bat Cave!

Clayton: What did you do?

Teddy: Fucked her anyway.

by Facecake July 30, 2009

bats

apparently lay eggs, according to chris pratt.

Man those bats really do lay eggs!

by fannypacklover June 11, 2018

cricket bat snatch

Slang term for female genitalia of which the labia is particularly prominent, meaty, like the neck of a chicken or of a turkey.

Also see "Beef Curtains"

Looks like that cricket bat snatch was hit for six!

by eurocelt June 30, 2017