ibs attack

The polite way to say somebody has shit themselves

Oh did you hear about poor mrs #### she had an Ibs attack at the bingo

by Ralph 😁😁😁 March 23, 2022

Pancake Attack

What one might say when having a panic attack. Usually someone who is often dramatic

M:I’m HaViNg A PaNcAkE aTtAcK
A: okay m ur done

by Tinaannabeth April 23, 2022

Art Attack

A British children's television programme revolving around art, currently hosted by Lloyd Warbey on Disney Junior, and originally airing on CITV hosted by Neil Buchanan from 1990 to 2007.

Art Attack is the worst art show ever.

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2022

felic attack

when someone named felix attacks you

"FUCK IM HAVING A FELIC ATTACK MOM HELP"

by iloveboobs125 May 22, 2022

awesome attack

when something is too awesome and then get a literal heart attack

That's too awesome bro, I might just have an awesome attack right now.

by og original gangster July 20, 2022

Mac Attack

When you finger bash a persons butthole so hard that they begin to bleed.

Connor James: How did last night go?
Brody Nostril: Not good, I gave him the a Mac Attack, poor bloke couldn’t walk the next day.

by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022

heart attack jacked

When you or your loved one experience a heart attack or other cardio issue that suddenly changes your life into a constant regimen of medicine, diet, and lifestyle adjustments along with lots of doctor appointments that destroy all the routines you had previously.

Suzy: I'd love to go have some drinks with you to catch up.
Me: oh, girl, you know I can't, that part of my life got heart attack jacked.

I used to love that restaurant but with my diet heart attack jacked, I haven't been there since last December.

by Kavakahn December 10, 2022