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When you're on a first date with this guy you met online who you kept fobbing off because you were too busy/tired/off with other unimpressionable tools, and after trollololing together you start making out on St Kilda beach like a really classy clungey whore and get very very randy... and these foreigners come and start sight seeing of and all around you and your dick bag of a date just as you're beginning not to care whose looking because you just want to get raped in public not even in the bushes. Except you don't and go home because you have to get up for work at 6am.
"Hey Emily, I was kissing a boy on St Kilda beach late at night on a first date and could've had some good rape or gone back to his for rape but I have a shitty shitty job at 7am on a Sunday morning!!!"

"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"

"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"

"Blue balled? Me too."
by Karen the Dyke February 9, 2012
mugGet the St Kilda Beach late at night on a first datemug.

Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something

A term used in /r/nosleep
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.
GUY #1: HEY WE NEED TO TALK!!!
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(
by Stinson Beach August 2, 2011
mugGet the Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you somethingmug.

Beach blowy

When youre on a nude beach and a women you dont know gives you a free blowy and leaves never to be seen again and when she does reappear she gives you another blowy
Guy: this beach is nice
Woman: *appears*
Women: *immediately gives blowy*

1 hour later
Gu: oh fuck, nah where you going then? Thanks for the Beach Blowy
Woman: disappeares
2 years later on same beach
The Same Woman: appears
Guy: ah shit, here we go again
by Yoooo bois July 21, 2019
mugGet the Beach blowymug.

cocoa beach virgin

Having only one child , knows the father of the child and had never been a stripper
I hope that baby momma doesn't start working at the club and ends up losing her Cocoa Beach virginity
by Triplej4y August 1, 2021
mugGet the cocoa beach virginmug.

beach flower

when you lose your virginity on a beach
Did you hear about Jeff? He lost his beach flower!”
by newo July 28, 2023
mugGet the beach flowermug.

beach boney

That beach boney is really good at cleaning sand
by Sassabrass March 5, 2018
mugGet the beach boneymug.

beach umbrellas

Someone with fairly small pointy boobs who needs to wear a padded swimsuit to contain them
Guy 1: "Man is her swimsuit padded?"
Guy 2: "dude she probably has beach umbrellas"
by Hhahahahaha0101 June 16, 2015
mugGet the beach umbrellasmug.

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