"oo man I'm really goosing for a buttery jack from jack in the box" said a dramatically hungry Ted
a overly dramatic/fun way to say "im fucking hungry" without actually saying it
a overly dramatic/fun way to say "im fucking hungry" without actually saying it
by icreatedsept8th2022 January 22, 2024
Get the Goosing mug.When one who has extra long fingers proceeds to enter the vaginal region to perform "hand sex" as the laymen call it, but must first don a finger cot, or finger condom, typically to not fertilize the woman with previous ejaculation from the prior hand job or "handy dandy jerky spammy".
Jane - "And when he finished, he said 'it's your turn.'"
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."
by loosegooseontheloose January 24, 2024
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12 Year old trying to have fun: NOOOOOoOOOOoOOOOooOOO
12 Year old trying to have fun: NOOOOOoOOOOoOOOOooOOO
by Naoto is my waifu uwu n dat February 4, 2024
Get the GOOSE PENUS mug.“Oh,Todd’s dad just died and he was diagnosed with silly goose syndrome. That’s why he hasn’t been in school”
by Fagitain April 6, 2023
Get the Silly Goose syndrome mug.A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.
This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.
by anonymous April 26, 2023
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An A.M. greeting amongst lovers or a general expression of sexual gratitude and approval. or used when punishing babysitters with heavy bondage and gang rape.
goose moonin, how do you like babysitting five dicks you fucking whore? This is for loosing my kids and now we are going to pump you full of babies till you smell of bradford pear trees in bloom.
Goose moonin, how do you like me now?
Goose moonin, nice nut baby.
Goose moonin, how do you like me now?
Goose moonin, nice nut baby.
by Rdl1982 May 10, 2023
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