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hung balls

When the scrotum is relaxed and the testicles hang the lowest possible from the body.

Ussually happens when the scrotum is under hot conditions.
That porn actor had very hung balls. They were slapping her booty.
by Adrulk el Viejo September 15, 2016
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Ball Whopping

That “whopping”, smacking sound made by a dude’s balls and ballsack as it smacks repeatedly against a girl’s taint or butt cheeks during some vigorous sex. Position, intensity and type of penetration (vaginal or anal) vary the level of whop.

Whopping may also occur during a serious session of skull fucking oral with the smacking of the sack against the chin or throat.
My nuts are sore from ball whopping Rachel last night.

I think my mom could here the ball whopping coming from my room. I muzzled my girl’s moans by stuffing her panties in her mouth but I could do nothing about the beating of my mansack against her ass.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
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Crop Balls

When your balls and scrotum are ravaged, sore and swollen from being pleasurably whipped with a riding crop during a spirited session of derby balls.
My sack is so sore. I have crop balls.

My mistress gave me crop balls and it hurts so good.

Doctor: I’m a little concerned about your scrotum. How long has it been this swollen and enlarged? We need to do some tests.

Patient: No need doc. It’s just crop balls. They were whipped good last night.

Doctor: This is my third case of Derby Balls this week. I should have known.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
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crystal balling

Predicting the future or imagining in a fortune-telling manner as one does with a crystal ball. Actual crystal ball typically used when crystal balling

Made popular in song Black Magic by Little Mix
Crystal balling, just to help him see what he’s been missing.
by Fcukboi January 8, 2020
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Master ball

The magical one-time item you waste on a useless pokemon because you’re an idiot
Person 1-Oh fuck... NO GODDAMN WHY?

Person 2-dude, are you okay
Person 1- FUCK’S SAKE WHY?! I just used my master ball a fucking zigzagoon!

Person 2-oof
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Ball net

The net inside a bathing suit that contains your balls
Man, I wana go swimming but my bathing suit doesnt have a ball net, and I'm not trying to hang brain at the party.
by Muchoconsado February 22, 2020
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Trench balls

Sweat that pools in your underwear under your balls subsequently causing your balls to wrinkle and then dry out and crack.
Aw man this heat is causing massive trench balls.
by Crowso May 15, 2020
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