Andy May

An Andy May is best known as being the horniest and most oddly shaped of all penguin species. Known for their Chanky smell the modern-day Andy May is most often found on weekends in between the hours of 1800 and 0400. When in its passive form, the Andy May is most often a well-intentioned and meaningful contributor to the penguin society. However, when provoked (usually by means of an ex-girlfriend or obnoxious amount of alcohol), the Andy May first becomes forlorn and introspective, then mischievous, and in some cases violent.

If you encounter a fully manifested Andy May, you are advised to stay clear (especially when the Andy May is in a doorway). If you feel the need to intervene, it has been said a trip to Burger King can pacify the creature.

The Andy May will return to its natural state by morning, usually feeling embarrassed and apologetic.

Wow, watch out for that Andy May, it doesn't appear to have eaten in awhile.

by King Of Penguins November 23, 2021

andy ho

a man born with 3 brothers, who is too smart

Have you hear of the andy ho down the street, he has all 100's in all his courses.

by jessie-0 December 01, 2022

andy moyer

A dick headed best friend also commonly know as a asshole

Andy Moyer likes to steal your girl while being a bro

by asshole man January 07, 2015

NYPD Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation

NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation

NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Andrew 'Andy' Graves

A dude who screwed his sister from TCOAAL. Still hot though

guy: i like my sister

Andrew 'Andy' Graves: Me too

by Haru-Official December 27, 2023

Andrew 'Andy' Graves

A dude from TCOAAL who screwed his sister

Person 1: I like my sister

Person 2: That you, Andrew 'Andy' graves?

by Haru-Official December 27, 2023

Mary Andy

The best girl you would ever find. If you catch one, don't let her go. She will love you and make you the happiest guy ever. She will ask you for nudes sometimes yet she's not really horny. Besides, you make her horny. A lover of Disney and dogs

Dude 1: Daaaaaaamn, that girl is soooo hot.
Me: I know, she's Mary Andy, she's perfect and she's my girlfriend

by Gansosrosas April 01, 2017