austin hammer

A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.

Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.

by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 7, 2021

Austin crine

you autism crime and someone pronunch yo name wrong

yo austin crine nah im autism crime

by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella March 3, 2025

The Austin Bock Theory

When no one actually likes a person but only stays friends or befriends them because they think everyone else likes them, when in reality no one likes them.

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“No one actually likes Austin , he’s a narcissistic, selfish, self centred, so far up his own ass dickhead who thinks he’s so important, the only reason people are friends with him is because they think everyone else likes him, it’s the Austin Bock theory!” It means he needs to be humbled because no one likes him

by Heidi😭 January 3, 2024

Austin

Milf fucker, man I love to fish! Enjoys doing milfs.

Who’s austin?

Oh, he’s just fuckin a milf.

by Charles Labottumfeed the Third September 2, 2022

Austin Mount

Has a large dick.

Austin Mount made that horse look like a bitch.

by Austin Mount August 11, 2018

austin friesen

Fucking sexiest mother fucker there is has a huge dick and fucks hard but is gentle loving and shy untill you get to know him;)

Your dating Austin Friesen?????!!! his dicks huge lucky slut

by Paedro May 25, 2014

Cheet Austin

The Cousin of the one and only Noah Austin a former ERW Hardcore Champion And possibly a future EVW world champion cheet austin hasn't had much sucess but his legacy is big enough even managing to be a ERW Hall Of Famer Late in April 2021

Man: Do you know Cheet Austin?

person: No, what about him

Man: Well Wtf Are you Doing go watch him on EVW! and ERW!

by Noah Austin May 20, 2021