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Alternative Bitch

emo mixed with indie
they try to be scene kids
like to think there 'hardcore' by listening to post-hardcore, which is NOT real hardcore at all.
they don't like tattoos and anything to do with the real hardcore scene. and like to wear scarfs.
Alternative Bitch 1: "i have a pic of me in a granny scarf."

Alternative Bitch 2: "omg ur so hardcore! XD"
by DeathFromAbove21212 October 17, 2008
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alternadude

Noun. - A male (usually young, bourgeois) who considers himself removed from the mainstream, yet is actually rooted quite firmly in it. Prone to posting Bob Dylan lyrics as status updates on Facebook, owning several pairs of Converse shoes and swearing by his copy of "Fight Club".

An alternachick is a female version of an alternadude; the concept is the same but the symptoms may vary. Alternachicks like antique shopping, "The Perks of Being a Wallflower" and 'photography'.

The terms are often used derisively and in a condescending manner. Often coupled with ironic remarks.
Oh, yeah, Jake's a real alternadude. Spent all lunch trying to impress me with his theories on "Donnie Darko".

Did you see Lois's latest Facebook pictures? They're just a bunch of empty chairs with all this filtering crap going on. She's such an alternachick, that one.
by 11redred11 November 12, 2010
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altercation

to hook up or have sex with a person who is not a significant other
did you hear wade had altercations with lindsey ?

no but i heard the priest had altercation is a wade
by mtn boy terms April 11, 2017
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TRUMP ALTERNATE REALITY SYNDROME (TARS)

The condition wherein Donald Trump's (deplorable) base ignores his countless lies, and ignores his countless misstatements of facts. These loyal followers, suffering from T.A.R.S., choose to give their leader/ paper tiger, a PASS on all the diarrhea that spews forth from his mouth. These sufferers live in a dimension where facts don't matter. "Alternative Facts" are an acceptable substitute.
At the Thanksgiving dinner table, I listened in disbelief as my redneck Uncle Cletus, who suffers from Trump Alternate Reality Syndrome (TARS), waxed philosophic about Donald Trump's "record-breaking inauguration crowds".
by DemocracyLover4EVA January 8, 2019
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After Prom Pussy

When a females shame hole is extraordinarily sweaty causing it to smell like week old fish wrapped in sourdough bread.
" Yo, I went to go down on Katie and when I pulled down her panties, noxious fumes bellowed out of her After Prom Pussy"
by The Clit Stomper September 10, 2011
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After Shock

When you mysteriously piss your pants after taking a piss and covering up. Usually happens in small amounts.
"Oh shit, I just had after shock."
by Anonymouos November 13, 2005
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To whom ever made the rule that you have to say yes , this was made specifically made for you
If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit Because we are allowed to say no
by Not on your hoe shit December 22, 2019
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