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tool

an individual, usually male, who is a member of the UB Thunder of the East marching band. Most likely a Tuba player. These individuals are characterized by by the backwards black UB fitted cap, blue batting gloves, and aviators that make up their uniform.
Yo, did you see the UB game on ESPN2 last night? Which one of those tools thought it would look bad ass to wear aviators with their tuba?
by link2397 November 19, 2009
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Tool box

A derogatory term used to describe a woman who exclusively has sex with the most undesirable and douche-bag men.

"Tool box" is a play on the slang definitions of each respective word. "Tool" referring to a very disrespectful man, and "Box" referring to the generally uncommon nickname of the female genitals. Hence, Tool Box.
"Omg, Stacy is such a Tool Box. She F*cked the entire football team. All of those guys are egotistical narcissists."

"Hey Brian, I heard that Melissa broke up with her boyfriend. You should make a move!"

- "Hell no dude! Melissa is a Tool Box. She wouldn't bother looking at a nice guy like me".
by DontCryBaby April 16, 2023
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Tools

Overt cowardice and theft with a dash of blatant lies?
Hym "I'm not the one who's supposed to have a problem with the tools. You're supposed to have a religious objection to those things... Unless... The thing I said about you not actually believe that shit is true! Then the religion IS just a tool you use to cram your will or desires down people's throat by attaching yourself to God. That's called 'Hym being correct again.' You're acting like what you're doing is a reaction when really it's just the status quo and I was right all along. Like, you're not reacting. My initial assessment was correct."
by Hym Iam January 29, 2025
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Tool

when somebody is a poser and thinks they fit in when they clearly do not. they think they have so many friends but they talk about the person all the time.
tom gabriel peter is sucha tool. he thinks everyone likes him, but he truely is a poser at heart.
by nicolette312 February 21, 2009
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BMW TOOL

MALE DRIVER OF BMW 430. WEARS DRIVING GLOVES AND HAS A MANS.
HE LIKES TO PICK UP IS MANS IN THE VERT, WEARS DRIVING GLOVES TO KEEP THEM HANDS SOFT FOR HIS MANS. SOME MAY CALL HIM A BMW TOOL
by PSEUDONYM6969696969696969 March 7, 2022
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Rodney Toole

Rodney Toole is the best contractor in the world he is the man!!
by Master carpenter January 20, 2021
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tool

tool equals trey wilder(t=tw).
One who is obsessed with 69.
What a tool(trey).
by Teddy Padussis April 3, 2010
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