Black Hair

Pulls a lot of bitches

“Did you see___’s black hair
“omg she’s so hot”

by poifish September 15, 2022

throat hair

Throat hair is the small follicles of hair residing in the rear of your thoatal passage. They can be tingled, stimulated, and aroused.

My throat hairs we're tickled by Hollenbeck pipe job.

by Semmyt February 15, 2018

The Hair of Knowledge

One long remaining pubic hair (approx. 3-4 inches long) on either male or more commonly found on female genitalia.

Either a remainder from one long bush wacking.
Or that one stubborn cock sucker that gets missed every shave or trim.

"Yo Jared, I just slept with Shauna Palmer, man it was crazy! when i was mucking her barn, i had to stop cause i thought i had a loose hair in my mouth. But nope, it was one long single pube... in my mouth." Said Sean

"Haha, no way! She had The Hair of Knowledge!" Said Jared

by Shauna P 137 January 31, 2014

gundi hair

Large, enormous hair. Akin to wearing a football helmet while not playing football. Popular among German women.

Not to be confused with gundi, the popular Iranian soup of turkey meatballs. You would not want to find gundi hair in your gundi.

Well, I guess it's to be expected that you have gundi hair after not cutting it for five months.

You're not getting in here with that gundi hair.

by Mahmoud J December 24, 2009

Ass hair

Women do you have ass hair just like men

Man my girl shaves her ass hair once every week

by Ccrocks14 September 10, 2019

hair fiasco

The sad outcome when you have your inexperienced best friend dye your hair after a shared bottle of lambrusco.

Last night Sunshine and I tried to dye my hair medium brown but it ended up as a hair fiasco pink because we got distracted watching Troy and left the solution in too long.

by Lou from Louisiana June 25, 2008

Sonata Hair

similar to sex hair, this is what happens to one when one indulges in the playing or listening to of a sonata. see also: Percy Grainger/ Ludwig Van Beethoven

Wow man, I just got done shredding up some Bach and I got some wicked Sonata hair!

That music history class gave me sonata hair...

by Lord Half and Half November 18, 2009