Lemon Meringue Pie

When you squirt lemon juice on your dick before she’s about to cum, and then stick it back in.

I was fucking Tatiana last night and we made a lemon meringue pie! I didn’t eat it, though.

by Evo Zondo November 27, 2019

lemon

1. a very sour yellow fruit that life gives you

HI IM LIFE AND I GEEVE OUT VAIRY SOUR FROOTS CALLED "LEMONS"

by christina the asian unipotato May 23, 2019

Lemon

Lemons are sour.

Dude: hey I can eat a lemon with a straight face. (Eats lemon)
Dude 2: Impressive.. but can you eat spicy ramen?

by Yodel hand December 9, 2019

Lemon

A shitty car.

Had to take my Ford Explorer to the mechanics 4 times this week, my car is a lemon.

by K4meow December 20, 2019

Lemon

The funniest and kindest loli you could ever meet. She has dark brown/black hair and an adorable voice. When you're down she always finds a way to cheer you up. Did I mention she's a god at sword fighting?

Hey, (name) wanna get in a group call w/ Lemon?

by totallynotsuki April 27, 2019

Lemon

A person who makes a stupid mistake and is slow.

Dude your a lemon.

by DonCheadleisgod April 30, 2019

Mia The Lemon

A UGLY ASS BITCH with NO SENSE OF HUMOR

1: WOW SHE IS A MIA 2: YEAH SUCH A BITCH YEAH NO SENSE OF HUMOR A UGLY ASS BITCH with NO SENSE OF HUMOR

Mia The Lemon is a birch BY A HATER IN HER SCHOOL

by MYNAMEISLEMONGUYSISTHISAVABILE April 30, 2019