Lauren

So amazing! great sense of humor and will make you laugh so hard. She has a monsterous butt and soft and silky hair. WIll definetly win best hair award!

"WOWOW Lauren is soo beutiful, look at her butt"

by hellopoopoohehehehe April 19, 2022

Lauren

A very smart and attractive girl. She steals the gaze of so many guys and has no problem getting someone to date her. She is also good at certain sports, like golf and track. She seems a bit shy at first, but eventually warms up to you. She has the prettiest voice, making you want to stay with her forever. Don't make her not like you though, because she will talk bad about you behind your back. She is great at presenting ideas and talking to people. She is a remarkable person and deserves to be recognized for her amazing personality.

1. I wish I could date Lauren
2. Lauren is the best friend that I could ever have
3. Yo, Lauren just talked shit about me behind my back

by Demontez Dillard October 1, 2022

Lauren

Lauren is a fat cow who eats cows and is a all round not good person who’s friends especially one who’s name is like a flower, are all fifty times better than her.

Ooo that cow looks like Lauren.

by Hatwomen February 18, 2019

Lauren Dearment

Usually the daughter of a Jon or Dana. Usually has a brother named Will (William to be exact) and sister named Katelyn. The Largest butt in the tri-state area. She typically wears glasses and you can find her grazing the golf course of Meadville Pa on the weekly. She greatly enjoys hardware. She is attracted to gingers. They typically go by the name of Pat or Patrick.

Is that Lauren Dearment? I can smell her from a mile away.

by PusuedoBish March 30, 2019

boring lauren

When Lauren is being boring and not fun.

Boring Lauren is going to bed and snoring. Nthnf.

by landkkiwi November 5, 2023

Lauren

Someone who is really good at fruit ninja, may hold the high score at your local main event

"Your fruit ninja score is so high! are you sure your name isn't Lauren?"

by Curious Gorge November 21, 2022

Lauren

verb
usually indicates a person that couldn't understand a certain situation despite being explained and told many times
noun
a contagious virus that will make people become confused or blur at a certain moment

Can you stop laurening now? We had explained the situation over 10 times.
I think Jess laurened. She is a clear and clever person before infecting this virus called "Lauren".

by heididieh November 10, 2021