boyfriend

Something you don't have.

Grandma:"Hey darling, have you found a boyfriend?"
Your Single ass self:"uhhhhhhh, grandma have you always had that necklace?"

by Arctis!! January 19, 2022

Boyfriend

A boyfriend is someone you love deeply and unconditionally; you’re committed to giving him the world. A boyfriend is someone you can tell anything to and do everything with and share the most hugs and kisses, a boyfriend can also be your future husband. Having a boyfriend means basically waiting with your future husband until they day the ring gets pulled out. Let me just tell you one thing girls, if he ever lacks something really small dont drop him, he loves you a lot.

“Hey me and Nick are dating, he’s my boyfriend now!”

“Really omg, i’m so happy for you. I better be the bridesmaid when you guys get married.”

by nik’s wifey September 29, 2020

National Boyfriend day

The 2nd of August where couples or just the boys celebrate the day they got a girlfriend or lad day with the lads and celebrated with gifts or drinks

National Boyfriend day celebrated by all with gifts and drinks

by Phone the doctor July 25, 2021

best boyfriend

A phrase that perfectly describes a man with the following features: specifically, he must have curly dark brown hair, a gray cat, and of Arab descent. His name must start with an A and ends with a dam.

Friend 1: Who’s the best boyfriend?
Friend 2: Adam of course! :3

by bestboyfriendhehehehhe July 16, 2023

husbands and boyfriends

(to be abbreviated HABS): literally the male denoting counter-concept of WAGS

If men are allowed to bring their wags, why not let women bring their Habs- husbands and boyfriends?

by Sexydimma June 28, 2024

ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019

Part time boyfriend

A part time boyfriend is someone who only messages confessing he likes/loves you when he is bored or his other girl(s) are busy.

“Josh texted me again lastnight saying he loved me and wants to take me out to dinner!”

“Seriously he doesn’t actually love you, hes a part time boyfriend. Briana is at her parents cabin for the weekend and has no singal. This is why hes messaging you. Part time boyfriend!”

by Hunnybunnysasylum September 30, 2018