your mom

your mom

Man : Your mom.

Other Man : exquisite.

by God's instrument February 18, 2022

Your Mom

Your mom is someone who I want to take a dump on her bum

I really wanna have my fetish out there of your mom

by IOutLawsI December 10, 2022

Your Mom

The hottest person in the world, even hotter than the Sun

Person 1: Dude, your mom looks so hot!
Person 2: Shut up! I know you jerked off to her

by Megaddo March 22, 2022

your mom

the universe is ever expanding and yet its still smaller than your mom by a large margin

a joke you use is called your mom

by the dry water September 15, 2021

Your mom

Your mom is a slang term for a prostitute or slut. This insult is only used by retards who think they are the king of comedy. But they are only the king of not getting laid

I banged your mom

by I like planes March 17, 2022

Your Mom

something so big, It is the real reason Solar Eclipses happen, not the moon.

"Bro, This Eclipse was so cool today, I'm glad that Your Mom caused it"

by AiThrasherBOI October 14, 2022

Your Mom

Usually what 12 your old white kids say when they want to make a witty comeback

Chad: Yo can I borrow that ruler for 5 seconds

Kid with no ball hairs: That's how long I lasted in your mom last night

by Naruto's FBI Agent June 9, 2020