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Urban Addict

one who must post more definitions than the rest of the world, strives to be humorous
ahahah! thats 5032 definitions! im on a roll today
by hex_ten December 17, 2003
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urban dictionary

Mother: Where did you learn all these horrible terms

Teen: Urban dictionary, of course
by Dylan Tan Zhiyang April 6, 2016
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Urban Dictonary

A place that can horrify little children due to the large sex talks. Basically literally every definition is about sex
5yo: *sees sentence* "We decided to erect (meaning to build up in non-slang you idiot dirty minded pig) a shed in the back yard
5yo: *Doesn't know what erect means"
5yo: *searches the word "dictionary"
Finds Urban Dictionary
*Writes the word erect and sees lots of interesting stuff*
Urban Dictonary
by RETARDED URBAN DICTIONARY USER February 12, 2021
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Urban Dic

A friend you can't trust.
You're all acting like Bipolar Urban Dics. I don't trust any of you!
by urban.legends April 16, 2013
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Urban Fictionary

The act of thinking one knows the definition of a word, untill he or she looks it up on urban dictionary.
John thought lol meant lots of love only to pull an urban fictionary and discover the true definition.
by PATHAGARUS!!!! April 21, 2010
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Urban SHUTDOWN

The word used when one tries to submit a word to Urban Dictionary, but doesnt get it published. This is usually said by friends who are trying to tease you. Urban SHUTDOWN usually causes extreme sadness and depression in it's victims.
"I just submitted a word into Urban Dictionary for review, but the editors decided not to pulish it."
"Duude, Urban SHUTDOWN."
by Madasaurus Rex July 26, 2009
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Urban Sweetness

1-(noun)-the act of (in steps):
1) Make several hot girls think you like him
2) Hope that one of them starts to like you back. if so, proceed to (3)
3) Lead them on one day
4) Go up to their lockers and say "hi" in the most monotone voice possible, act like you think they are the biggest bitch alive and that you hate them in your tone of voice
5) after she says "hi" back, walk away laughing
6) laugh at the rumours going around about how you are an asshole

2 - (verb) - the execution of the 1
That bitch is stuck up, I'm about to urban sweetness that bitch!

The best day in high school was when i pulled an urban sweetness on the hottest girl in the school
by xT29x February 3, 2009
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