Unicorning

When a girl spreads her legs, and you strap a dildo to your head then you bounce up and down between on your knees between her legs until she climaxes.

Unicorned: Talking about when you were unicorning

Yo me and Suzy were unicorning all night last night

Yo me and Suzy unicorned all night last night

by Big Sexy Joey Moss November 15, 2016

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Unicorn ninja

A female with the characteristics of a mythical unicorn meaning very rare of a find. And that of a ninja in the fact that if your not careful she will sneak up on you and get you to fall in love with her

Damn jewels is a unicorn ninja I fell in love with her hands down.

by Mtg187 July 9, 2022

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Smiling Unicorn

When a girl has the guy shit directly into her mouth and gives you a blow job right after.

Cody: Hey Felix, my girl asked for a smiling unicorn and I was so excited. I was bloated all day! Felix: Thats awesome Cody!!

by Tigersex October 29, 2021

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unicorn wang

The type of thing you shave into the side of your co-worker's hair when he is being a twat waffle.

Stacy loves unicorn wangs more than he loves his boyfriend's wang.

by CMO7 August 1, 2017

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The unicorn

When a man puts on a full face respirator and attaches a dildo to the center of the mask. A woman then gets on top of it and fucks it so the guy gets a front row seat

Honey when you get home I’ll be waiting with the unicorn!

by Shat man April 24, 2025

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Biracial Unicorn

Literally a zebra but with a horn, like a unicorn. Comes either black and white or white and black, depending on which you feel is superior. Often causes of racial tension upon sighting.

Kyle: What the fuck is that?
Kevin: A biracial unicorn.
Kyle: What?
Kevin: Like a unicorn, but black and white; like a zebra.
Kyle: White and black you mean.
Kevin: Why you such a racist Kyle?

by I AM THE DESTROYER OF MAN June 8, 2016

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