Red Turtle

The fecal matter that protrudes out the bum after anal intercours.

"That tasted like a red turtle."

by Sphincter Assfucker December 24, 2007

Greasy Turtle

Ari

That Ari is one greasy turtle.

by StarchnSpike December 15, 2018

Speedy the Turtle

The saddest turtle in the world. Lives in the basement of the Cunha residence. Even in harsh times such as Winter with no heat. Its home is a small plastic container hardly bigger than the length of this keyboard which I am typing on. If you tap on its shell it tries to swim away but to no avail for it is trapped for all eternity.

Wow you are sad, like Speedy the Turtle.

by King of Turtles January 18, 2005

turtle head

a popping turd out of the anus screaming and punishing you because you didnt take the time to shit this morning

whats his problem today? i dunno. he must have a turtle head

by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 25, 2003

turtle

Word for the trunk of a car. In England the term is boot. May be more common in the southern part of the USA.

She put the groceries in the turtle of the car.

by Kathy SE January 13, 2008

Turtled

To be so completely drunk that once fallen over and are lying on the ground, one cannot pick themselves up and requires help.

John: Oh god did you see Maria the other night?

Mark: Yeh I did man, at the end of the night she was apsolutely turtled!

John: I know yeh man, me and Gary had to pick her up and bring her home!

by McDaddy76 June 27, 2009

turtle hem

the ring around the water in a dirty-ass toilet

"dude that bathroom was NASTY. severe turtle hem.."

by dirty birdballs May 6, 2009