McDaddy76's definitions
To be so completely drunk that once fallen over and are lying on the ground, one cannot pick themselves up and requires help.
John: Oh god did you see Maria the other night?
Mark: Yeh I did man, at the end of the night she was apsolutely turtled!
John: I know yeh man, me and Gary had to pick her up and bring her home!
Mark: Yeh I did man, at the end of the night she was apsolutely turtled!
John: I know yeh man, me and Gary had to pick her up and bring her home!
by McDaddy76 June 27, 2009
Get the Turtledmug.