tool

lame, good for nothing except screwing.

the dude on guitar hero was such a tool cause he talked smack and played on medium.

by pplinbricevilleareonmeth February 22, 2009

Tool-it

A place to use the bathroom. Both numbers one and two.

Hey babe, I will be on the tool-it for awhile

by Staydown2722 November 14, 2021

Tool

Another word for

That guy is a total tool

by anonymous August 20, 2024

Tool

Gun, pole, glock or any firearm that stays closeby in case shit goes down.

Her: Those dudes bout to make a move on him.
Friend: Ha! That nigga stay with his tool.

by DatBishPressure March 29, 2022

tool

an individual, usually male, who is a member of the UB Thunder of the East marching band. Most likely a Tuba player. These individuals are characterized by by the backwards black UB fitted cap, blue batting gloves, and aviators that make up their uniform.

Yo, did you see the UB game on ESPN2 last night? Which one of those tools thought it would look bad ass to wear aviators with their tuba?

by link2397 November 19, 2009

Tools

Overt cowardice and theft with a dash of blatant lies?

Hym "I'm not the one who's supposed to have a problem with the tools. You're supposed to have a religious objection to those things... Unless... The thing I said about you not actually believe that shit is true! Then the religion IS just a tool you use to cram your will or desires down people's throat by attaching yourself to God. That's called 'Hym being correct again.' You're acting like what you're doing is a reaction when really it's just the status quo and I was right all along. Like, you're not reacting. My initial assessment was correct."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2025

Tool

A) A person whom conforms. often associated with "douches" and "assholes". (1) In the wild, these very unintellegent creatures copy whatever they see, or claim to have done something, but really they just pissed someone off. Often really annoying and doesn't think of what to do in life.

B) a garden or mechanical device of which helps man do great things.

A)
generic callie #1: God that person is such a tool. I hope they learn to think about what they need and want, and not what others tell them to do.

generic prep er.. tool#1: oohh those shoes are like, amazing, aren't they generic douche bag # 5?

generic douche bag # 5) your fucking rights they are babes! lets go buy you them and then I'll show you off to everyone, then dump you the next day because we're a week old!

generic tool #1: OK! :D

Generic Callie #1: >_> what did i just say?!

B)
generic gardener #7.5 vista beta:

oh this tool is lov.. *loading*

generic callie #1) piece of crap windows.. *hits gardener a few times* ah.. Should have had a v8... *shifty eyes* ..scanner..

by your_friendly_tool February 26, 2009