tool

used-up and desperate aging girls and the trolls they get to worship them that no other girls will talk to.
aging ex-strippers that can't get over the fact that they cannot manipulate men other than the fat weak pathetic losers that used to be their customers...

and the ugly loser dorks they end up getting to be their bitch boys they get to hack and harass the ex-boyfriends that dumped them. These tools know they won't get any pussy, they're just so starved for female contact they believe and do anything she says. Both are tools.
by herpes-neg May 24, 2007
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tool

Maybe a tool can be cool?

You're one of many in here & all are individually special. Good tools shouldn't be used & abused but often are, time to wise up to how others are really treating you?
Don't become someone who is a mere instrument to be used by others. For example : If you're a screwdriver don't let them use you as a hammer, it will mess up the tool.
There are many kind hearted souls who'd almost do anything for anyone (within reason), not realising they look ' a tool ' to the crafty & unscrupulous that use them.
by Snow piss = global warming 66 October 15, 2017
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Tool

by imabsyou July 16, 2008
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Tool Shed

A group of five or more people acting or dressed like tools in public, especially occupying the same booth at a restaurant.

Also abbreviated to "Shed" i.e. "Don't look now, but they're building a shed by the Student Center"
Stay away from Hollister, that place is a total Tool Shed.

God damn, a Tool Shed just sat at the next booth.
by Tonaho April 28, 2011
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Clueless Tool

A person who is unknowingly manipulated or exploited by others.

• This individual might be naive, easily fooled, or lack the awareness to recognize when they're being used to achieve someone else's agenda.

• They might be considered "clueless" in their inability to discern the motives of those around them or their role as a "tool" or pawn in someone else's scheme.

• An expert manipulator often allows the “tool” to believe the agenda is his (tool’s) own idea.

See: Project 2025

(Place Presidential Portrait Here)
The boys in Tom Sawyer's neighborhood were clueless tools. easily manipulated into paying Tom for the "privilege" of whitewashing the fence.
by wfb.sage August 19, 2025
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Tool

1. Someone who tries too hard.
2. Typically a poser.

3. A fake person.

4. Someone does things to impress people other people
5. One who tries too hard to ingratiate themselves to others, in order to be liked, or to get votes.
Tyler is such a tool he is drinking a Frappacino!
by alexthetool June 13, 2011
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