A tool is someone who often messed shit up so that they look cool. If you get called a tool run and don't look back.
by Jimmy mucury May 1, 2020
Get the Tool mug.Someone who is really, really annoying and has no filter. Needs to go somewhere else (like down a rabbit hole to visit the Cheshire cat) but nobody will tell them to get lost because they're actually really useful to mooch off of. My friend's boyfriend is a tool AND whipped.
Rose- "Ugh. Samuel Conrad Dahnerttttttttttttttt is such a tool."
Caroline- No! He's cute! BTW, can I have money for lunch?"
Rose- "I don't have any. Go ask your tool boyfriend for some. While you're at it, make him buy me an ice cream."
Caroline- No! He's cute! BTW, can I have money for lunch?"
Rose- "I don't have any. Go ask your tool boyfriend for some. While you're at it, make him buy me an ice cream."
by Ivy Ryan January 12, 2012
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Get the Tool Bag mug.A tool is somebody who does way too much to try to fit in. So people use them, knowing that they will do anything to fit in, and pretend the tool will be liked if he/she follows through. Typically, a tool is too dumb to notice this. Trying too hard to fit in is what causes them to not fit in, often making akward comments or just annoying the shit out of everybody they're trying to hang out with.
Casey: *laughing* I just told Steve he could drive us to the party if he did my math and chem homework...
John: Wow, seriously, what a tool
John: Wow, seriously, what a tool
by 0gi3 February 23, 2009
Get the tool mug.Members of social media-enamored paramilitary units. Such units may be comprised of members of for-profit entities, regional or ethnically-concentrated units or any other unit type demonstrating a high degree of brand cohesion, overconfidence, adulation for wartime atrocities and other sundry behaviors that can only be described as “profligate douchebaguery”.
“The Kadyrovite TikTok Brigade are a total Bag of Tools. Seriously, they’re going to need a bigger shed for all those tools. Or they should get into space mining so we can change the name of The Asteroid Belt to The Tool Belt.”
by Fisto_Roboto December 15, 2022
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