monkey toe

a nipple that is so big that it could open a banana

Look at her shes got massive monkey toes she could open bananas with those.

by boliver road March 16, 2009

perma toe

The permanent state of a typically gargantuan camel toe.

Have you seen Sally's cameltoe man?

Who hasn't? She's got a perma toe!

by Erin Scott March 4, 2007

MOE TOE

Another version of the moose knuckle or plum smuggler.

Monty sure had his Moe Toe out today

by darbre2 July 29, 2010

Louisiana Toe Clammer

When a man is penetrating a woman with his foot, and she clamps with her legs. The man, simultaneously, clamps the inside of the vagina with his toes.

Dude, she asked me to give her a Louisiana Toe Clammer last night, now my toe hurts when I walk.

by the_Light_Knight October 16, 2010

purple toe

an imaginary disease I made up to get out of work usually lasts one day... usually

Friend: hey you didn't go to work yesterday

Me: na man I had Purple Toe
Friend: ouch did it hurt

Me: no
Friend: is your toe still purple
Me: it was never was

Friend: oh ok? glad your feeling better
Me: thanks

by marc0fthebeast December 12, 2011

yoga toe

when a woman's yoga pants are so tight you can read her lipps

her yoga toe is so tight she wants to be in downward facing dog

by kaoz January 5, 2013

ring toe

Like a ring finger but on your foot.

I have athletes' foot on my ring toe.

by Rex73 June 27, 2017