Goon dodging

The act of 6 people in 2 teams of 3 jerking off at each other while dodging cum shots

“Yo dude do you wanna go to the goon dodging tournament

by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 5, 2025

Rot Gooning

When an individual cannot help but spend long hours of the day vigorously masturbating (usually to multiple pieces of pornographic (and in more insane cases, non pornographic) media) in their bed, taking breaks only to nap or to maybe order a pizza if they can be bothered to put on a pair of pants long enough to make it to their door.

We've gotta get Derek institutionalized, he's been Rot Gooning for four days. This isn't healthy.

by TheGoonHistorian April 15, 2025

Gooning

Another word for Masturbating. Usually used when someone is fapping.

gooner:i love gooning to amy rose
gooner2:hot

by IConsumeFutanaris February 27, 2023

gilbert goons

A group of teenagers in Gilbert Arizona that are a self proclaimed porn addicted violent gang. Gilbert is the city they’re from and Goons is a word commonly used to identify with extreme porn addiction.

Look at those Gilbert Goons at In N Out Burger! I hear they’re highly addicted to porn.

by ofifusudj January 1, 2024

Strawberry Goon Sauce

Strawberry Goon Sauce - a combination of discharge, cum, and menstruation blood from a female

“Hey did you hear that after Grace and Michael fucked, his dick was covered in her strawberry goon sauce?”

by Milf Destroyer 420 August 5, 2024

Moon Gooning

Taking Peyote with Native American’s at midnight and blowing off Buffalo heads with a shotgun.

Ethan and I are going Moon Gooning with Tribe Leader Stoodis later.

by MikeyOzone November 29, 2023

gooning

Huff poppers and peepee is touch but no make cummies

Many lesbians think that the comedic duo Trixie and Katya practices gooning and baiting behind closed doors.

by nicwil3799 April 10, 2023