Awkward Bob

A kid that wears all denim outfits, is incapable of making eye contact when talking, feels the need to greet everyone in his immediate surroundings, and can make the most comfortable of situations awkward.

can also be used as a title for someone that is an awkward, nervous, or uneasy person.

1)
Bob: Hi guys...
*no response*
Bob: Hello everyone
*silence*
Keely: ...Hi Bob
2)
Justin: Dude why does that guy keep twiddling his fingers and looking around the room when I talk to him?

Matt: I don't know bro, but he just pulled an awkward Bob.

by Jigaboo Jones May 13, 2008

Bob Dole

Bob dole, bob dole, bob dole bob dole bob dole, bob dole, bo---b do---lleee, bob d---*snores*

Watch Family Guy, thats a great part.

by ButtholeBob July 14, 2004

bob dole

Bod Dole is the man. He was in a Pepsi commercial at his age, for crying out loud! If he had been the president in '92, Clinton wouldn't have been screwing the interns and making a mockery of the American Presidency.

Bob Dole knows it, the American people should have known it. --SNL skit

by Big Vince May 17, 2005

Hey Bob

An old, dirty fat and smelly man in his fortys usually missing teeth and tends to say bob to his friends. There jobs usually include janitor, plumber, or other hey bob jobs.

"The Hey Bob pooped on my couch!"

by MR callahan February 10, 2004

Bob Low

After defecating in the toilet half of the stool sinks to the bottom while half of it floats to the top.

"I met Bob Low today while going to the bathroom."

by youwillregretit December 16, 2008

cutty bobs

Cutty Bobs: Verb,
1. To give cutty bobs.
2. To give oral sex in a cutty place. (Check cutty for definition)
3. Eric is stupid.
4. The act of doing something cutty.

I was in the movie theater when my girl friend started to give me cutty bobs.

by Coast Crew Owns You June 5, 2007

stfu bob

Stands for 'shut the fuck up robert'

Commonly used in Edinburgh

'STFU BOB!!'

by gohome July 29, 2008