2 definitions by youwillregretit

Bob Low

After defecating in the toilet half of the stool sinks to the bottom while half of it floats to the top.

"I met Bob Low today while going to the bathroom."

by youwillregretit December 3, 2008

Steel Rider

A steel rider is someone who removes the seat off of their bicycle and inserts the bar that connects to the seat into their anus or vagina, depending on their sex, and rides the bike while the bar is still inside of them to their destination.

Friend: "How did you get here so fast?"
Man: "I'm a steel rider, remember?"

by youwillregretit December 3, 2008