Matt Rizzo

A kid who has a big ass penis and likes blondes that’s from New York

“MATT RIZZO HAS A BIG PENIS”

by BlackInTheNight January 31, 2021

Matt

The kid that really overplays a joke that is not funny to begin with and follows everyone else because they are not creative enough themselves to contribute to the world, they also over wear the same clothes, thinks they're bad ass and well know,(Isn't), thinks anyone would date them,( Not True).

Ha Ha good one Matt, (Puts Loaded Gun in Mouth).

by ISONIGG January 31, 2019

Matt

Matt is being defined as a god amongst men. He was the best at boxing on wii sports and I still to this day haven't beat him.

This boxer is like Matt... unstoppable

by Burgerchops1 December 17, 2019

Matt

this is a person that is about as random as you can get. Whether it's eating the most exotic foods to doing the most random activities. he's always doing something new, and it surprises you every time.

Matt: guess what I did today
Friend 1:what was it this time

by HQSs MCCDfN March 8, 2022

to pull a Matt S

To get really drunk and then start having sex with a girl, and then pass out while in the act of having sex with said girl and roll onto the floor and consequently have all your friends make fun of you.

I got so drunk last night, and I think I remember hooking up with some girl but I think I pulled a Matt because I woke up naked, facedown on the floor.

by Stephen H April 27, 2005

Matt Hay angry

When a very intelligent person over 6 foot tall loses their cool. (May stomp and/or slap)

You better not piss him off he’ll get Matt Hay angry.

by FlyyMyst27 December 4, 2019

Matt's First Law

Your car will be only be involved in an accident totaling it when all the following conditions are met:
1. You have a full tank a gas
2. You have recently had an oil change
3. You have 4 new tires

Some middle-age woman plowed into your car and totaled it. Matt's First Law applies.

by Matty M. G. January 11, 2011