by Joe1234510 December 28, 2020
Get the Tim Hillmug. Same as everyone else generally says, handsome, friendly, practically perfect in every way! only my name is Tim too.. But imagine what I’m like when I lose my shit to my alter ego. Murders, wars, cucks.. yep, Tim can be a bad ass too! Just saying!..
- Warning About Tims - read label before washing!
Wife(39)# Can’t believe u put the cat in the washing machine!.
Not her hubby# yes well, I was bullied at school sometimes when I wasn’t bullying others!
Wife(39)# anyway, I made u some lunch.
Not her hubby# Won’t ur ‘!real hubby!’ Tom mind?
Wife(39)# about what? Ur the only one who cares about such things! ..know our neighbour, Karren .A, whom ur fucking too right!?..
Not her hubby# ..yea.
Wife(39)# well she doesn’t care either does she!..
Not her hubby# …no, she hates cats! But She’s pretty straight for a raspberry split! ..And she woulda put more butter on my sammich too! and a pinch of salt!
Wife(39)# see! Told u! It’s only ever been about the sex! OK!
Not her hubby# well wtf didn’t anyone tell me? Why is everyone so jealous and such losers?? All this time I just thought u were angry and yelling at japs?!! I even became a Christian because of it, u just would not stop ‘Sccreaming’!? I thought u were possessed. I didn’t even know women don’t orgasm with men. I even pastor a small church because of the lies and abuse! But don’t worrie, None of the women are married, I made sure. I exorcised them all. 4our 8ours.. all is calm.
Wife(39)# Can’t believe u put the cat in the washing machine!.
Not her hubby# yes well, I was bullied at school sometimes when I wasn’t bullying others!
Wife(39)# anyway, I made u some lunch.
Not her hubby# Won’t ur ‘!real hubby!’ Tom mind?
Wife(39)# about what? Ur the only one who cares about such things! ..know our neighbour, Karren .A, whom ur fucking too right!?..
Not her hubby# ..yea.
Wife(39)# well she doesn’t care either does she!..
Not her hubby# …no, she hates cats! But She’s pretty straight for a raspberry split! ..And she woulda put more butter on my sammich too! and a pinch of salt!
Wife(39)# see! Told u! It’s only ever been about the sex! OK!
Not her hubby# well wtf didn’t anyone tell me? Why is everyone so jealous and such losers?? All this time I just thought u were angry and yelling at japs?!! I even became a Christian because of it, u just would not stop ‘Sccreaming’!? I thought u were possessed. I didn’t even know women don’t orgasm with men. I even pastor a small church because of the lies and abuse! But don’t worrie, None of the women are married, I made sure. I exorcised them all. 4our 8ours.. all is calm.
by -dipshit November 20, 2022
Get the Timsmug. A roughneck hard worker. Someone who loves to ride motorcycles on long rides. A man with his own built wealth. A curious bedroom boy, they might add. But overall, just a Deep Dish Fag!!
My recommendation cum on his ass and wipe your cock clean on his lips 👄
My recommendation cum on his ass and wipe your cock clean on his lips 👄
Tim
by Slowslothqueen November 17, 2023
Get the Timmug. Loving, thoughtful, sexy, masculine, charming, fashionable, athletic, and devastatingly handsome. Polished, yet somehow rugged.
His beautiful ocean green eyes have a profound gaze that digs deep into your soul - when you lock eyes with him, the rest of the world fades to gray while your souls momentarily connect.
He has presence, is well-spoken, and is admired. He is a talented writer. A thoughtful and approachable leader who is decisive and firm.
Tim is an amazing listener and knows exactly what to say. The husk in his voice will leave you feeling weak and on fire.
He is a rock, a protector, and everything you want in a man.
His beautiful ocean green eyes have a profound gaze that digs deep into your soul - when you lock eyes with him, the rest of the world fades to gray while your souls momentarily connect.
He has presence, is well-spoken, and is admired. He is a talented writer. A thoughtful and approachable leader who is decisive and firm.
Tim is an amazing listener and knows exactly what to say. The husk in his voice will leave you feeling weak and on fire.
He is a rock, a protector, and everything you want in a man.
by JustALovingGirlOnFire November 23, 2021
Get the Timmug. Someone who creates both fear and joy within the hearts of many he is mainly is the weird annoying kid in the back of the class that no one trusts or cares about .
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