Tim Westwood

A former Radio1 "Wigger" DJ who was seriously into black girls.

"Would you like some work experience at Radio 1?"

"Yes, but I have to ask, are you Tim Westwood?? I'd like to keep my virginity."

by PV Person August 4, 2022

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Tim A.

A super handsome dude. Girls want to be with him, dudes want to be him. Looks good in a suit but still is very punk rock. Is making me watch a ZZ Top documentary right now.

Guy 1: Hey man, how was last night?
Guy 2: Fucking sweet. I totally Tim A.'ed it last night.

by Phantom DarkMonkey September 6, 2020

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Tickling tiny Tim

When a man jerks of his tiny dick

Yo man I heard Jackson tickling tiny Tim last night

by Rachelrachelbobachel September 19, 2021

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tim

fucking asshole. complete asshat of a man.

person 1: oh look its tim
person 2: (pulls out a machete)

by quartzslayer May 20, 2022

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The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.

Always living the ream!

Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'

James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...

by ebotnomed April 2, 2019

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Pulling a Tim

When a grown man shows up to a mostly kid-themed event.

Mike: Hey what’s Jimmy doing at the roller skating rink at Fourth Grade Night, licking his cotton candy?
Joe: Oh Jimmy’s just Pulling a Tim again. What a creep...

by CitizensAgainstTim April 20, 2018

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